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Wednesday, May 2, 2018

With Fox and Friends Like These...


The Horse’s Ass-In-Chief will assume his rightful place here in American history.

I predict that the Fox and Friends et al who, in the face of all evidence to the contrary will one day abandon their golden boy.

All trump or any of his cronies have to do is to continue their campaign of bullshit and surprise their cronies, on-air and expose them for the criminals they are.

It’s basically a white collar version of the mob, and Fox personalities who blindly support trump are complicit.

I might add to my prediction that the pretense the Fox and Friends will conjure up will have nothing to do with trump’s criminal and civil violations. Doing so would be an acknowledgement and outright admission of their complicity.

Instead their private rationale will be unspoken and, in the tradition of narcissistic tv personalities will center on how trump et al will have made them look bad on air one too many times.

Publicly the Fox cronies will come up with another bullshit that’s geared (of course) for consumption by trump’s base.

They’ll end up claiming to be the victims in some sort of far fetched scheme hatched years ago by President Obama and Secretary Clinton.

Trump’s base will buy it and Fox, though in keeping with their own policy will applaud themselves for all they’ve done to Make America Great Again.


Polls reflect this man’s ideological position. Here he exercises his First Amendment right to free speech. His unmistakably non-partisan message undoubtedly reflects the opinion of First Lady Melania Trump as well.

With such misguided, self-righteous friends like them, they will consider themselves heroes and patriots who’ve somehow saved the USA from certain disaster.

But the memory of the sudden and figuratively violent takedown of their once-heralded superstar bill o’reilly won’t be far from their minds.

Then reality will assert itself and before you can say “Lock Her Up!” Fox and Friends will suddenly take an extreme interest in documenting the “Two-headed iguana that was mysteriously found under a woman’s bathtub in Poughkeepsie, NY in January” or some other Pulitzer-worthy topic.

Trump’s base will follow fox’s lead and likewise adopt that “I’ll be danged!” storyline as the number one topic of dinner conversation. Nobody-except for Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller-will notice trump slithering away unnoticed.

I predict that the Fox and Friends et al who, in the face of all evidence to the contrary will one day abandon their golden boy.

All trump or any of his cronies have to do is to continue their campaign of bullshit and surprise their cronies, on-air and expose them for the criminals they are.

It’s basically a white collar version of the mob, and Fox personalities who blindly support trump are complicit.

I might add to my prediction that the pretense the Fox and Friends will conjure up will have nothing to do with trump’s criminal and civil violations. Doing so would be an acknowledgement and outright admission of their complicity.

In America, even assholes enjoy the right to free speech.

Instead their private rationale will be unspoken and, in the tradition of narcissistic tv personalities will center on how trump et al will have made them look bad on air one too many times.

Publicly the Fox cronies will come up with another bullshit that’s geared (of course) for consumption by trump’s base.

They’ll end up claiming to be the victims in some sort of far fetched scheme hatched years ago by President Obama and Secretary Clinton.

Trump’s base will buy it and Fox, though in keeping with their own policy will applaud themselves for all they’ve done to Make America Great Again.

Former National Security Advisor Flynn, getting used to his new home. He can’t see Russia from here, though.

With such misguided, self-righteous friends like them, they will consider themselves heroes and patriots who’ve somehow saved the USA from certain disaster.

But the memory of the sudden and figuratively violent takedown of their once-heralded superstar bill o’reilly won’t be far from their minds.

Then reality will assert itself and before you can say “Lock Her Up!” Fox and Friends will suddenly take an extreme interest in documenting the “Two-headed iguana mysteriously found under a woman’s bathtub in Poughkeepsie, NY” or some other Pulitzer-worthy topic.

Trump’s base will follow fox’s lead and likewise adopt that “I’ll be danged!” storyline as the number one topic of dinner conversation. Nobody-except for Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller-will notice trump slithering away unnoticed.

But the bullshit will stick to the cocky teflon don and oh, how far and how fast he’ll fall. As Stormy’s lawyer Michael Avenatti stated “All the tweets in the world won’t save him from himself.”


Here’s the man-child at recess, driving the lunch lady nuts at the West Wing’s “adult day care.” With inmate-in-waiting Michael Cohen behind him trump has never had to clean up his own messes. Today’s art class subject is finger painting; but Cohen won’t be there this time.

Thousands if not tens of thousands of the broad community of people who trump has wronged will undoubtedly be doing a happy dance. For long before the American people discovered trump’s true colors they already knew that everything trump touches turns to shit.

Okay, everyone, say it with me: “Lock him up!”

Thank you, Robert Mueller and thanks to all of your legal team as well. You are the true heroes in this sad chapter of American history, for you’ll have proven that Democracy can and will prevail in the end.

From all of this one thing is clear: history will forever show Richard Nixon to be a criminal genius in comparison to trump.

Having lived through the Nixon administration, I don’t believe any Senate or House member ever stated that the president has turned the White House into an adult day care.

For my part I’ve one piece of advice for the outgoing president: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.


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Thousands if not tens of thousands of the broad community of people who trump has wronged will undoubtedly be doing a happy dance. For long before the American people discovered trump’s true colors they already knew that everything trump touches turns to shit.

Okay, everyone, say it with me: “Lock him up!”

Thank you, Robert Mueller and thanks to all of your legal team as well. You are the true heroes in this sad chapter of American history, for you’ll have proven that Democracy can and will prevail in the end.

From all of this one thing is clear: history will forever show Richard Nixon to be a criminal genius in comparison to trump.

Having lived through the Nixon administration, I don’t believe any Senate or House member ever stated that the president has turned the White House into an adult day care.

For my part I’ve one piece of advice for the outgoing president: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

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