Mentally Ill Man-Child With
Seizure Faking History Steals Toy Truck, Takes Joyride
Seizure Faking History Steals Toy Truck, Takes Joyride
Man-child, faking seizure
Washington, DC: Mentally ill man-child breaks into Kindercare in search of Department of Education Secretary/Fellow Rich Person Betsy deVos. Man-child loses grip on reality, throws tantrum, drives off believing he's Fred Flintstone.
Man-child fleeing Kindercare.
Using his outside voice, man-child yells “Wilmaaa!”, forgets his manners, rudely shouts “Outta my way, very bad dum-dums!”
Irritated neighbor, speaking on condition of anonymity, says “Nobody can stand that kid. He's been shouting nonsense since moving in four months ago.”
Amateur video shows man-child hollering “Yer fired, ya nut jobs! Beep beep beeeeeeep!” No children were present, as deVos shut down facility earlier that day.
Man-child sent home with reluctant mommy, Ivanka, to their big white house. Tells him “You're in big trouble.”
Father, Stephen, tells man-child he'll get “good Democratic spanking”. He was sent to bed after only one scoop of ice cream, an hour of TV, and no cake.
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